TRY BEFORE YOU BUY - FREE 2 PACK

  • FREE Sample 2-Pack Cold Brew
  • FREE Sample 2-Pack Cold Brew
  • FREE Sample 2-Pack Cold Brew
  • FREE Sample 2-Pack Cold Brew
  • FREE Sample 2-Pack Cold Brew
Cold Brew That Actually Hits. Your First Two Cans Are Free.

FREE Sample 2-Pack Cold Brew

Regular price $9.99
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⚡ Smooth, jitter-free caffeine that doesn’t punch you in the throat.
🌿 Hoppy Homie: bright, crisp, hops-infused cold brew (drinks almost like a tea - and there is no alcohol BTW).
☕ Original Homie: bold, chocolatey, low-acid cold brew that hits perfectly.
💙 Craft brewed in small batches — because your taste buds deserve better than mass-produced sludge.
🎁 Perfect test-drive: decide which Homie will be your go-to. Just pay for shipping!

Offering you a FREE Homie meet & greet!  It is the best way to get to know the different Homie's and see if there are any sparks for a future order! 

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Free coffee, just pay for the shipping to your door.
Scroll left to right  Happy Homie Typical Grocery Cold Brew
How It’s Brewed
Small batch. Brewed with love and good vibes.
Mass produced by a machine that's probably named Carl.
What’s Inside
Just good coffee. No sugar, no flavor junk, no nonsense.
Mystery flavors, fillers, and things normal humans probably can't pronounce.
Taste & Smoothness
Smooth, clean, and low acid — like your best self on a great day.
Bitter enough to fight you.
Flavor Options
Original + Hoppy — two excellent flavors.
Same unnatural flavors since 2005.
Who It’s Made By
Craft brewed in the USA by actual homies.
Probably a giant corporation that thinks your name is “valued customer.”