• 8 Pack - Happy Homie
  • 8 Pack - Happy Homie
  • 8 Pack - Happy Homie
  • 8 Pack - Happy Homie
  • 8 Pack - Happy Homie
  • 8 Pack - Happy Homie
  • 8 Pack - Happy Homie
Real Coffee for Real Life.

8 Pack - Happy Homie

Regular price $44.00
Unit price per
🤙 Smooth black coffee diluted with water for clean, steady energy—no sugar, no sweeteners, no junk.
⚡ ~200–250mg of naturally occurring caffeine per can.
☕ Original Homie: bold, chocolatey, low-acid cold brew that hits perfectly.
💙 Craft brewed in small batches — because your taste buds deserve better than mass-produced sludge.
🤢 No sugar. No sweeteners. No energy drink ingredients.

16 ounces of smooth, rich, yet refreshing black coffee.  Need to add a little creamer or sweetness to it?  That's okay, you're still a homie!

Scroll left to right  Happy Homie Typical Grocery Cold Brew
How It’s Brewed
Small batch. Brewed with love and good vibes.
Mass produced by a machine that's probably named Carl.
What’s Inside
Just good coffee. No sugar, no flavor junk, no nonsense.
Mystery flavors, fillers, and things normal humans probably can't pronounce.
Taste & Smoothness
Smooth, clean, and low acid — like your best self on a great day.
Bitter enough to fight you.
Flavor Options
Original + Hoppy — two excellent flavors.
Same unnatural flavors since 2005.
Who It’s Made By
Craft brewed in the USA by actual homies.
Probably a giant corporation that thinks your name is “valued customer.”