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  • The Happy Homie Holiday Starter Kit
  • The Happy Homie Holiday Starter Kit
  • The Happy Homie Holiday Starter Kit
  • The Happy Homie Holiday Starter Kit

The Happy Homie Holiday Starter Kit

Regular price $44.00
Unit price per
⚡ Smooth, jitter-free caffeine that doesn’t punch you in the throat.
🌿 Hoppy Homie: bright, crisp, hops-infused cold brew (drinks almost like a tea - and there is no alcohol BTW).
☕ Original Homie: bold, chocolatey, low-acid cold brew that hits perfectly.
💙 Craft brewed in small batches — because your taste buds deserve better than mass-produced sludge.

No subscriptions. No commitments. Just really good coffee and a killer bonus.

This limited-time Holiday Starter Kit is the easiest way to crack open Happy. Whether you’re gifting it or keeping it stocked for yourself, you’re getting our two most-loved cold brews plus a premium Bison Coolers Bevi to keep every can ice cold.

No auto-ship. No fine print. No pressure.

What’s inside:

  • 4× Original Happy Homie Cold Brew

  • 4× Hoppy Homie Cold Brew
    (Non-alcoholic. Just hops-infused goodness.)

  • Bison Coolers Bevi – FREE ($30 value)

  • Free Shipping (about a $10 value)

That’s great cold brew coffee, a legit cooler accessory, and zero strings attached.

Perfect for:

  • Holiday gifting

  • Hosting friends & family

  • Stocking the fridge with something better than basic coffee

Crack one open. Share with a homie. Repeat. ☕️🎄
Scroll left to right  Happy Homie Typical Grocery Cold Brew
How It’s Brewed
Small batch. Brewed with love and good vibes.
Mass produced by a machine that's probably named Carl.
What’s Inside
Just good coffee. No sugar, no flavor junk, no nonsense.
Mystery flavors, fillers, and things normal humans probably can't pronounce.
Taste & Smoothness
Smooth, clean, and low acid — like your best self on a great day.
Bitter enough to fight you.
Flavor Options
Original + Hoppy — two excellent flavors.
Same unnatural flavors since 2005.
Who It’s Made By
Craft brewed in the USA by actual homies.
Probably a giant corporation that thinks your name is “valued customer.”